Sep 8 2009
Things we learned in Denver
- Sharks are not color blind.
- Labor day began as a Canadian holiday and was adopted in America in 1882.
- We do not know where to get blow in Denver. Nor do we know where Club Below is.
- Mountain rivers baptize everything that enters them.
- Spike is Colorado Wildlife.
- The Columbine is the State Flower of Colorado. That is why you see the name everywhere not because of the tragic event.
- Kicking a rock barefoot in a freezing stream hurts like hell.
- When you purchase gas at the top of a mountain, don’t get distracted by the hats and forget to pump your gas.
- God’s face looks like a sideways vagina. Thanks Luce.
- Amy Everhart is the future. The weight of paper is heavy.
- There are vampires in Denver.
- The movie Mean Girls is a worthy guilty pleasure.
- Our GPS, Gypsy, has a time of month. She is can’t smell during this time.
- We are out of shape. The air is thin here. We need to climb more.
- Denver is delicious and so are its humans.
